Saturday, 7 May 2011

Things To Know

We've had many questions such as:

"Do you eat toes for breakfast AND lunch?"

"Do you accept poetry?"

"Does the moon sing you to sleep?"

How many toes can a Texillian Armadillion nibble in two days?

The answers are yes, yes and yes. 

We accept poetry, of course! You can submit any form of children's literature to us (as long as it abides to the strict and no nonsense guidelines). The monthly issues will be filled not only with the winners from the contests and challenges but also with smatterings of poetry, limericks, drawings, haikus–

Jars of toes, plates of toes, toes'n'mash–

Yes and so forth.

So feel free to send us things we don't ask for as long as it's children's literature or artwork that fits in with creepy children's literature and we would be more than pleased to oblige.

Make sure you put in the subject line to us "Monthly Issue Submission" so we know that's where you want it to go. If you want it just to be paraded around here on the site then say, "Site Submission Issue".

If you have any questions or are uncertain of what/how to send, email us at

Happy Mother's Munching Weekend.

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