The toe bribes help as well.
Oh, too true, Tex, too true.
Now – the winner of the Fox Edition is......
Jenn Preston Chushchoff with her piece Now He Has None. The piece will be featured in the August issue of Underneath The Juniper Tree.
I hate waiting, you know.
Don't we all Tex, don't we all! So below is her lovely written ditty with a sea shanty tune we can all sing along to in our minds while we toil away at the day. Let it begin, Jenn!
Charles and Victoria booed and hissed as Johnny sang a favorite sea chantey. The song was in poor taste considering the prior evening’s event.
Away, away, get the anchor aweigh!
Our ship must set sail on the bonny sea.
Goodbye, farewell. Give a heave, get it done.
We’re homeward bound, we’re leaving.
If you don’t pull, you’ll walk the plank
or have your head nailed to one.
To be fair, Charles had a weak upper body.
Now he has none.
And just a friendly reminder that your Edward Gorey - Chapter II submission deadline is on Tuesday!
Quite. SO! Stop procrastinating and get it done and sent it in. You'll feel better about it in the morning.